Marriage tips and tricks

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off… She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”