Donald trump jokes

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. 

 

What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? "Let me see your birth certificate"

 

. If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

 

 The Trump Card Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! 

 

 El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. 

 

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

 

 Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts. 

 

Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece.

 

 Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary.

 

 Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." 

 

What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!

 

 What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump.

 

What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. 

 

 What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.