Valentine's Day Jokes

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you'll go places

 

 What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses! 

 

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you! 

 

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!" 

 

 What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independance Day

 

 What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

 

 What's the best part about Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

 

 Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day!

 

 Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

 

 What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

 

 What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? "I've got a crutch on you!" 

 

 Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love. 

 

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts! 

 

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love? A stupid cupid! 

 

 What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny!

 

 What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

 

 What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive." 

 

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche! 

 

What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." 

 

 Knock, Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! 

 

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

 

 What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with." 

 

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!

 

 Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! 

 

 Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

 

 What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day? To remind single people they are single. 

 

 Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty!

 

 What did one oar say to the other? "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?" 

 

What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!" 

 

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

 

 Do you have a date for valentines day? Yes, February 14th 

 

You wanna hear a joke? Valentine's Day

Donald trump jokes

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. 

 

What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? "Let me see your birth certificate"

 

. If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

 

 The Trump Card Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! 

 

 El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. 

 

What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

 

 Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts. 

 

Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece.

 

 Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary.

 

 Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." 

 

What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!

 

 What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump.

 

What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. 

 

 What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.

Three fastest ways of communication

What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world are:
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
3. Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
4. Tell her not to tell anyone.

Strikes a match on Mars

Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: to check whether there is oxygen on the planet. "Give me the box of matches," says one. "Either it burns and there is oxygen, ....or nothing happens." He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving all his arms... "No, no, don't!" The two guys look at each other, worried. Could there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars? Still, he takes another match... and... A crowd of hysterical Martians is coming, all waving their arms: "No, no, don't do that!" One of the astronauts says, "This looks serious. What are they afraid of? Nonetheless, we're here for Science, to know if man can breathe on Mars." So he strikes a match -- which flames up, burns down, and....NOTHING HAPPENS!! So he turns to the Martians and asks, "Why did you try to prevent us from striking a match?" The leader of the Martians says,.... "It's Shabbos!"

Conquer six

Q: "You Beatles have conquered five continents. What do you want to do next?"
Paul and John: "Conquer six."

Angela Merkel visits Greece

Angela Merkel visits Greece.

On arrival policeman asks her:
- Name?
- Angela Merkel.
- Occupation?
- No, just visiting.

Maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

 .THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

How was your day?

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
...and how was your day?

Easter jokes

What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead. What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick! So, Easter commemorates when Jesus hid eggs for the disciples to find, and then he turned all the rabbits into chocolate, right? Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled! Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator! Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny! Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race? A: Because an egg beater! Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? A: a hot cross bunny Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking the chickens! Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up". Q: Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? A: Because he has cotton balls. Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? A: Because their cable was scrambled. Q: What do you call a mischievous egg? A: A practical yolker Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? A: a rash of good luck. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: By hare mail! Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets! Q: Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? A: at Ihop Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck! Q: What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? A: He cracked up. Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted! Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day! Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare dryer! Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?" A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!" Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A: A hairless hare! Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? A: It took ears off his life! Q: What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? A: Coloured scrambled eggs! Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Q: What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg! Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache! (headache) Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road? A: He was making the Movie Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? A: His lucky people's foot! Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired. Q: What's the Easter Bunnys favorite Story? A: A Cotton Tale Q: Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? A: He was charged with Hare-assment! Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you. Q: Have you heard about the blonde virgin? A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick! Q: What did the bunny put over his sore? A: A eggage. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? A: The Easter Elephant. Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers! Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? A: An Easter bunnet! Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary. Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny? A: Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot! Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold. Q: How do you start the Easter parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street! Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary. Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit bill? A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats? A: The Easter Purrade! Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R. Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it Q: Why did the egg go to the baseball game? A: For the egg-stra innings! Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A: They lived hoppily ever after! Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies. Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? A: Albunny, New York! Q: What do you call an egg from outer space? A: An "Egg-stra terrestial". Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? A: Napoleon Bunnyparte! Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? A: Basket-ball, of course! Q: Why didn't the easter egg cross the road? A: Because he wasn't a chicken yet! Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? A: To a re-tail store! Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? A: Rabbit De Niro! Q: What kind of jokes do eggs tell? A: Egg yolks! Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? A: An Easter basket case! Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? A: The Easter Bunana! Q: Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" A: "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears." Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? A: It's a tender tail! Q: Why does the Easter bunny giggle when he plays soccer? A: Cause the grass tickles his balls Q: Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? A: He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs! Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? A: You need an eggsplanation! Q: What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? A: The Easter Barney! Q: How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? A: He hires Santa's elves during the off-season. Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? A: He does lots of hare-obics. Q: What sport are the eggs good at? A: Running! Q: What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? A: One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head! Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? A: Hop suey! Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict? A: He was hard-boiled. Q: Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? A: John HOPkins Q: What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? A: You're "Egg-stra special". If Easter Egg hunting was an Olympic event, I would have a Gold Medal by now. That awkward moment when Lady Gaga pops out of one of the eggs you find on Easter. Easter, Is going eggstatic! Easter dinner was great.... I’m Egg-zosted! I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy. On Easter, I rather fall in chocolate eggs than in love. The best part of Easter is the day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. Gurl, when you walked into Church this Sunday, Christ isn’t the only thing that’s rising. Tell your kids you hid an Easter egg with $50 in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors. If you buy me a hollow chocolate bunny for easter, you're dead to me. My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the face & said, ''Tooth fairy, Santa, Easter Bunny'' & walked away like a boss. Easter Vigil A parishioner was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed the parishioner by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" The parishioner replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." Easter Knock Knock Jokes Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more? Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more eggs to decorate? Knock, knock! Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donna want to decorate some eggs? Knock, knock! Who's there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey good Easter everyone. Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house. Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a chocolate bunny? Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Two Arabs

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke." (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants, but you probably knew that.) "No problem," said the Jew. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spat in it. The Jew brought back the coke, when the other Arab said, "That looks good. I Think I'll have one too." Again, the Jew obligingly goes to fetch it, and while he is gone the Arab picks up the other shoe and spits in it. The Jew returns with the coke, and they all sit back and enjoy the short flight. When the plane was landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples... this hatred... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

Where was he born?

During the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks." "I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down & checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there's a room." "Not so fast, Madam. I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who's Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!

Rabbi, where did I go wrong?

A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian! Rabbi, where did I go wrong?" "Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he, too, tells me he has decided to become a Christian." "What did you do?" asked the father. "I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi. "And what did he say?" pressed the father. "God said, 'Funny you should come to me...' "

We call it diplomacy

Sir Humphrey: Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last five hundred years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans, and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it's worked so well? Hacker: That's all ancient history, surely? Sir Humphrey: Yes, and current policy. We 'had' to break the whole thing [the EEC] up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn't work. Now that we're inside we can make a complete pig's breakfast of the whole thing: set the Germans against the French, the French against the Italians, the Italians against the Dutch. The Foreign Office is terribly pleased; it's just like old times. Hacker: But surely we're all committed to the European ideal? Sir Humphrey: [chuckles] Really, Minister. Hacker: If not, why are we pushing for an increase in the membership? Sir Humphrey: Well, for the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact; the more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes. Hacker: What appalling cynicism. Sir Humphrey: Yes... We call it diplomacy, Minister. "Yes, minister", 1980.

Table tennis

Chuang Chih-Yuan Vs Jean-Michel Saive. Saive was predestined to become a very good table tennis player and began playing as a small boy. His father was the tenth ranking Belgian player and his mother won the Belgian ladies' doubles championships when she was pregnant with him. Chuang's parents were both table tennis players in Taiwan. His father was a national doubles champion, and his mother Li Kuei-Mei was a member of the national team. After Li's career as a player, her son, Chih-Yuan, became one of her prodigies in table tennis.Chuang started competing in 1989, at the age of 8. This match was a real match, nothing was planned ahead. Enjoy.

Same price

Passenger to a Sexy Air Hostess: What is your name ?
Air Hostess answers : Mercedes, Sir !
Passenger says: Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedes Benz ?
Air hostess: Same Price

We trust them with the children

As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day. The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox. Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian: “Do you think it’s wise to keep the stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?” The Custodian looked at him gravely: “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”

Amazing mathematics

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 =
47%
None of them makes 100%.
Then what makes 100% ???
Is it Money?
NO !!! M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership?
NO !!! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P=
12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work
that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..
Amazing mathematics

Girlfriend 1.0 software

Girlfriend 1.0 software

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

1. A "Don't remind me again" button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

Perfect Christmas tree

Two funny blondes traveled 2 hours from town and walked deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. They were all warmly dressed from head to toe carrying their saw, hatchet and a rope to drag the Christmas tree back to the car. They had thought of every little detail planning this trip.

The two blondes were so determined to find the perfect Christmas tree. So determined, that they searched for hours slugging through knee-deep snow, blistering wind and weren’t even distracted!

Finally, five hours had passed and the sun was beginning to set, so one blonde turned to the other blonde and said, "I GIVE UP! I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! There are hundreds of beautiful Christmas trees all around us. Let’s just cut one down whether it's decorated or not!!"

Strange symptoms

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist’s office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. “She has been having some strange symptoms and I’m worried about her,” the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, “Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant.” The mother gasped, “That’s nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men.” She turned to the girl. “You don’t, do you, dear?” “No, mumsy,” said the girl. “Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!” The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, “Doctor, is there something wrong out there?” “No, Madam,” said the doctor. “It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up.”